So I heard I am a nerd,
you want to know who cares?
Not me, you fucking nerf herder
do you see this luscious hair?
I wipe the table bare with you,
four mana to get a Wrath of God,
I heard you tried to sue,
when I kicked your ass at COD.
But wait, have you a retort?
Aren’t words a last resort?
Why aren’t you out playing some kind of sport?
I’d join but I have your moms number to import.
I’ll insert my floppy into her drive all night long,
as I serenade her with my favorite indie song.
xD I’m bored.
Yet another MtG question:
If I were to trade this, would a trade of this for Elesh Norn and another Praetor be fair? Or just Elesh Norn?
Before I get berated for the trade, I probably won’t even trade it.
Anyone have any ideas for this? I really like the card, but I’m drawing a blank on how I should use it best. Kudos if you can find a way to work in Time Reversal (just because everyone says Time Reversal is worthless ._.).
Priest of Urabrask artwork from Magic: The Gathering
For each IP address that hits this website, my school’s BPA Chapter gets a little more money. Please visit it, because we have barely any funding at all, and it doesn’t take much more than a second. Honestly, our school is in the middle of a friggin’ cornfield. Despite being ridiculously rural, the chapter tends to go to Nationals, so it’s definitely NOT a waste of time.
Also, I’d be really, really happy if you reblogged this. I might even smile. Maybe. It’s a rare thing. xD
I don’t get how so many people can fail to grasp a simple concept.
The double sided cards from Innistrad, for example:
Which transforms (read: flips) into:
These are not placed in your deck, instead they are kept aside in a secondary, sideboard-esque pile of double sided cards.
…
Sitting here wondering what happens when I get one of these 20 cards in a draft and how that will effect it. Wondering why they couldn’t have used the “Flip cards” that worked perfectly in Kamigawa. It’s a nice feature, really, but the pros don’t justify the cons.
…Why… just… why…
If you haven’t heard of them yet, Innistrads mechanic will be these nifty double faced cards. Which suck for obvious reasons.
I’m going to have a Dark Mark tattoo and a wand. And then, whenever my kids start to misbehave, I’ll pull out my wand and hover it over my tattoo and go “Don’t you test me! I’ll call him! You won’t be so terribly misbehaved when the Dark Lord get’s here, will you my little Gryffindor?!”
I love you. xD
…that I have an F in the class I enjoy the most? I think it’s actually an Incomplete, but still. AP English… D<
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